It Snowed Last Night And…..

Snowman

It Snowed Last Night!

8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 – A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman.

8:15 – So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 – My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman’s
voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 – The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it
could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 – The transgender man..woman…person asked why I didn’t just
make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 – The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot
nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 – I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 – The Muslim gent across the road demanded the snow woman wear a burqa.

8:40 – The police arrived saying someone had been offended

8:42 – The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of
the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a
domestic role.

8:43 – The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 – TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the
difference between snowmen and snow-women. I replied “Snowballs” and
am now called a sexist.

9:00 – I was on the news as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe
sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult
weather.

9:10 – I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken
by social services.

9:29 – Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the
street demanding for me to be beheaded.

Moral: There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become

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