Monday July 20, 2020

1:30 PM

Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention.

Food Stamp enrollment forms available.

2:00 PM

Group Voter Registration for Undocumented Immigrants and the deceased.

3:30 PM

Opening Flag Burning Ceremony,

Sponsored by CNN’s – Don Lemon

4:00 PM

Address on “Being the Real You”, by

Rachel Dolezal, former head of the Seattle NAACP, and Caitlyn Jenner

4:30 PM

“How to make $200M as a Public Servant and Claim to be Broke”, by

Hillary Clinton

5:00 PM

“How to have a successful career without a job, and avoid taxation”,

Moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson

5:30 PM

Medal of Freedom presentation to Bo Berghdal

6:00 PM

Autograph Session for Souvenir photographs of Elizabeth Warren in Native American costume

6:30 PM

Tribute to All 57 States, by

Barack Obama

7:00 PM

General vote to praise Baltimore rioters, and substitute “Alternative Shopping” in place of “looting”

7:30 PM

White House Semantics Committee Meeting to vote on re-branding “Muslim Terrorism” as “Countering Islamophobia”

8:00 PM

“Liberal Bias in Media – How to make it work for you”

Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, MSNBC, Washington Post, and the New York Times.

8:30 PM

Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters incarcerated at GITMO,

by Michael Moore

9:00 PM

Personal Finance Seminar – “Businesses Don’t Create Jobs,”

Hosted by Barack Obama

9:30 PM

Official Condemnation of American Gun Owners with Bibles